Name: Annie Shelton

Age: 19

Occupation: Discovering new delicious pastas. Ok you got me, I also teach piano and do other various music related things. But mostly I eat pasta.

My hobbies include (but are not limited to): getting majorly stressed out about fictional things, making references that no cool person would ever get, and watching bad movies (but you know, the kind of movies that are so bad they're good)

They’re back :D 

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Steal her style: Leslie Knope after severe fall into Sullivan Street pit 

Ann Taylor Grey skirt suit  ( $220 )

vivienne Westwood Ladies Orange red bow blouse  ( $159.99 ) 

Steve Madden Wynston Black pumps ( $89.95 ) ( that’s the price for a pair but the look as seen on the picture above requires only 1 shoe so it’ll actually be $44,97 )

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no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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It’s about massaging more than just the glass balls.

Why Labyrinth Is Secretly About Masturbation

That was enjoyable. Thanks, Cracked!

You got it


His mom raised him right.

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if you follow me its a vote for my presidency, sorry i don’t make the rules

But know this, the ones that love us never really leave us.

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